I wish I could send these...

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 06/25/2014 at 12:11 • Filed to: None

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To every person I see driving in the left lane like they bought it on eBay...

1.If any driver drives a motor vehicle at a speed so slow as to impede the forward movement of traffic proceeding immediately behind the driver, the driver shall:

(a)If the highway has one lane for traveling in each direction and the width of the paved portion permits, drive to the extreme right side of the highway and, if applicable, comply with the provisions of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ;

(b)If the highway has two or more clearly marked lanes for traffic traveling in the direction in which the driver is traveling, drive in the extreme right-hand lane except when necessary to pass other slowly moving vehicles; or

(c)If the highway is a controlled-access highway, use alternate routes whenever possible

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CAR_IS_MI 06/25/2014 at 12:21

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I usually flash my brights at these dimwits but they just give me confused looks or think I want to race. No, you idiot. The ability to temporarily toggle my brights is actually stated in my car's manual as "Flash-To-Pass" and is put there ON PURPOSE to alert dipshits like yourself that you dun goof'd, and let the faster-moving multi-ton wheeled metal projectile pass on the left like a sane person. Or speed up until you are able to get over.

CAR_IS_MI > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/25/2014 at 12:23

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Out here if you flash your highs, people take it as a threat, and respond in turn by brake checking you (even if you are proper following distance or more away) and then continue to drive at the now slower than before speed like the offish morons they are.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > CAR_IS_MI 06/25/2014 at 12:58

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Best solution?

Tell 'em how you feel.

CAR_IS_MI > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/25/2014 at 13:10

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I've often thought about putting a hide away loud speaker as well as a train horn on board. I think I could get in some trouble for both, but I think more for yelling "move the fuck over" via loudspeaker all day long.

sketchcat > CAR_IS_MI 06/25/2014 at 13:14

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ayup.

Ohioans understood why i was flashing them. Californians... not at all.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > CAR_IS_MI 06/25/2014 at 13:46

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I'd edit the first part of Full Metal Jacket to say exactly what I want.